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Semporna Revisited

Monday December 11, 2006

Semporna: Philippine children—homeless refugees—begging for food; too-loud karaoke machines; stray dogs in the streets, not all of them living; a fish-odored wet market; muslim women with heads hidden in scarves; monitor lizards lurking in the pond-cum-trash-dump out back the main street; and, of course, world class diving.

After nearly eight months of continuous travel both Kai and I felt it was time to take a break from constantly moving to new places and settle in one place for a while. Particularly, I wanted to find somewhere I could focus on diving and enroll in the PADI Divemaster course, something I had talked about doing since before leaving on this trip. Our dream was to find a nice bungalow along a quiet beach with world-class diving close by, high-speed wireless internet available, cheap massages, great food, and all for little money. Bali was close to this—it lacked the high speed internet—but it is currently the rainy season. We gave Thailand an honest look, but were too turned off by the rampant tourism resulting in over-pushy touts and jacked up prices. We considered the Philippines, but didn’t feel like dealing with the hassle of extending visas. Alas, we found ourselves considering Semporna, a place we had visited in July and remarked on leaving then what a shame it was that the town wasn’t nicer, otherwise it would be the perfect place spend a few months. But having searched fruitlessly, the appeal of Semporna began revealing itself.

First, Semporna is on the island of Borneo, the side owned by Malaysia. This means that, as Americans, we get a free three month visa on arrival, which can be renewed or extended quite easily (not that we plan on being here for a full three months.). Second, there is relatively high-speed wireless internet freely available, provided by Scuba Junkie, the dive shop we dove with last time we were here and who we’ll be doing the Divemaster course through this time around. Third, prices are cheap, extremely cheap, though more on that later. There are really only two downsides to Semporna: the town is about as appealing as a planter wart and the food is about as tasty.

To be fair, Semporna isn’t all that bad, it’s just that it’s not all that good either. As alluded to earlier, it has a few problems, none the least of which are begging children who make you feel like scum for coming to a third-world town only to spend your greenbacks on self-indulgent endeavors like diving rather than putting your money towards ending starvation or saving the rainforests. One day of diving here costs 300RM, which is roughly the average monthly wage here. The dogs are particularly rampant and particularly mangy. The monitor lizards—well, the monitor lizards can actually be quite comical.

In all actuality, there isn’t much to Semporna. A few main streets with the usual Asian shops selling miscellaneous gadgets, cell phones, clothes, hardware, and restaurants with all more or less the same menu: fried rice, fried noodles, curry, etc. Besides the main street, there is one largish outside market selling various fruits and vegetables, as well as a wet-portion that regrettably sells blue-spotted stingrays and blacktip sharks along with the usual cod-like fish. There’s one mosque in town, lest we forget that Malaysia is a decidedly Muslim country.

Divemaster Course

The one and only reason we are back in Semporna is because of the diving. To put it simply: One bad day of diving here is better than all the diving I have done in Bali, Thailand, Hawaii, and California.

Pulau Sipadan is the most noteworthy and well known, offering some of the most dramatic and awe-inspiring diving in the world. Sipadan is a volcanic island in the middle of the Celebes sea. It’s top is the only part of the volcano sticking out of the ocean. Indeed, you can walk the entirety of the island in less than fifteen minutes. Step off it’s shores however, kick out a few meters and look down, and you’ll realize the walls of the volcano drop six hundred meters straight down below you. Currents push in from all sides of Sipadan bringing in plankton, which act as the the fertilizer for an overwhelming diversity of sealife, going all the way up the food chain: hard and soft corals; nudibranchs; crabs and shrimp; reef fish of every variety; tornadoes of thousands of barracuda; large schools of bumphead parrotfish; trevally and tuna; blacktip and whitetip sharks; grey reef sharks; leopard sharks; hammerheads lurking at 40 meters and deeper; whale sharks in January and February. Did I mention Sipadan is a turtle nesting ground? Green and Hawksbill turtles come here in thousands to lay eggs. On our first dive back in Sipadan, the Divemaster, Sarah, promised the entire dive group a round of beers if we didn’t see at least twenty turtles on each dive. There’s little reason to wonder why Sipadan makes it on nearly every top-ten-places-to-dive-in-the-world list.

As if Sipadan weren’t enough, there are other islands slightly less dramatic in topography but equally fascinating in sealife: Mabul, where the term “muck” diving was invented by Jacques Cousteau Sibuan, where you can find dozens of nudibranchs and almost always spot rare frogfish; Kapalai where small sunken boats have created an artificial reef teaming with weird things like crocodile fish and scorpion fish; Mantabuan with it’s black coral. The list goes on but the point is simple: the diving at Sipadan is as good as it gets…

...which is exactly what I wanted in choosing a place to do my Divemaster course. If I’m going to bother, why bother with anything but the best?

Choosing a dive shop was easy; I went straight back to Scuba Junkie. We talked about Scuba Junkie before, but to reiterate the main points, Scuba Junkie is the only PADI licensed and insured dive operator in Semporna. The company was started by Ric, who is from Scotland, and Tino, who is from Germany. Both Ric and Tino are PADI certified instructors and extremely experienced divers—Tino has more than 3,500 logged dives here alone—despite the fact that they are both only in their 20s. In addition to Ric and Tino, there are several other instructors, all of whom we will be learning under, as well as a handful of Divemasters and other Divemaster students such as ourselves.

The Divemaster course at Scuba Junkie is what is called an internship program. Basically, they cut the rate of the course to 1,800RM ($500US, compared to more than $1000US most other places) in exchange for help in running the shop. This includes helping customers get fitted for equipment, setting up the boats in the morning and, the best part, guiding customers on dives once you’ve been properly trained. The beauty of the Scuba Junkie course is that for one price, you can quite literally dive as long and as often as you like, whereas many other places put a time limit on the course. Most people doing the course at Scuba Junkie take 1-3 months to complete it, racking up 200 or more dives in the process.

Kai couldn’t stand the thought of hanging in Semporna while I did my Divemaster course, so even though he hadn’t planned on doing it originally, he has gone ahead and joined me in the class. Now, everyday, we wake up together at 6AM, arrive at the dive shop by 7AM, get the boats setup by 8AM, and then set off for one of the many islands for a day of diving. We don’t get to guide at Sipadan yet—the shop only allows more experienced Divemaster there due to the dangerous currents—but we’ve been doing a lot of diving at the other islands. We’ve already done more than twenty dives a piece and we’ve only been here for a week. That will pretty much be our life for the next month or so.

Our New House

Ric from Scuba Junkie helped set us up with a bit longer term housing for our stay in Semporna. He introduced us to a lovely woman from the Philippines named Ping Ping, who has a house within walking distance to the dive shop. The house is beautiful with tile and hardwood floors and grounds containing fruit trees ripe for the picking, beautiful orchids, and any number of other tropical plants. Ping Ping is extremely sweet, always cooking for us and sending us off each morning with fresh fruit for the boat. She even does our laundry. We’ve got our own room in the house—air-conditioned—and share a bathroom with one guy, an instructor from South Africa who also works at Scuba Junkie. Oh. The price? 300RM per month, or about $80US.

Ping Ping’s Garden

Kai in our room

Best of all for me is the fact that I now have access to a kitchen. One of the things I have missed most while traveling is cooking. Now I have access to a market with all kinds of fruit and vegetables, as well as a kitchen to play in. I’ve already made ceviche as well as some home-style pasta. That ought to help a bit with the food situation. Since July, Scuba Junkie has opened a restaurant with surprisingly good pizza and they do a chicken-roast every Sunday night for those missing home.

Ping Ping’s Kitchen

More later….

Comments

1
Christina
Dec 12, 02:29 PM

Darlings,
Semporna sounds like a good place to be. I’d travel the ends of the earth for Julie’s homemade pasta… mmm. I wonder if you’re in the water now! diving.

xoxoxo,
Christina

2
Dianne
Dec 14, 09:58 PM

Hi Julie, I miss you messing up my kitchen. Glad to hear Kai is making the best of Semporna. Love, Dianne

3
HuangZhi
Dec 17, 07:59 AM

Hi,

I feel nothing but envy, when I find out you two back to semporna and start diving again : )

Is it the best diving season? How about the water conditions? And.. are you ready for the snorkel test?

I think I will travel there some time next year for rescue diver.

Nice diving!

HuangZhi

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Christina
Dec 17, 01:48 PM

hey buddies what else is new? how are your studies coming? Ping Ping’s garden looks v. inviting. Now you know you could come home and see my new garden!!!! – Julie, we are going to grow okra so where you be at next summer?! I bet, if you’re back in the states, I could mail it to you….

Right now we’re picking lemons and grapefruit. The best grapefruit I’ve ever tasted… and Robert, my boss, is well and we’re having fun on the ranch and today we’re going to Palm Springs to ride the tram and see a little snow. Here, however, it’s sunny and crisp and warm.

MMMMMmmm I wonder what you are cooking today! I made bean chili last night with some chipotles from the farm you like, Julie – yes I know we’re supposed to send you mole mix…. and now we’re having that, tortillas, and scrambled eggs with dates. I think I am gaining weight (again). Hard not to do in the Garden of Eden. oxxoxoxoxo much love to you both – keep us informed and updated…

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Julie
Dec 18, 06:49 AM

The conditions have been really good. Both Kai and I have seen many new things that we have never seen before including Mandrin Fish, Mating Hammerhead Nudibranches, and a Devil Scorpiton Fish.

Haven’t been cooking because I can barely muster the strength to order from the restaurant next door. But we are having fun diving and preparing for Christmas.

6
Christina
Dec 18, 10:15 AM

preparing for Christmas… what are you doing?

7
Emily
Dec 18, 08:27 PM

Just wanted to say hi and Merry Christmas to you both! Our restaurant is now open and I’ve been so busy I’ve missed reading your blog for a while. The underwater pics are amazing! Oh and I got tea for the restaurant from Chaikana and told David about your travels. He was quite proud and impressed, though he has never (and will never it seemed) go on a computer so I had to just tell him as much as I could remember about your tea experiences.
It is supposed to be freezing here tonight. Send some of your warm weather our way.

Em

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Yonel Grant
Dec 19, 08:17 PM

You probably don’t remember me, I am a distant relative living in the bay area (my grandmother and Betty Kelso are first cousins).
Katie shared your blogsite with me and I was excited to read the Semporna description.
I am also a PADI DM and the closest I’ve been to where you describe was in Bunaken/Manado off Sulawesi in the early 1990s. All I can say is, enjoy this time to the fullest – you are very, very lucky!! Happy holidays

9
dtempest
Dec 22, 10:52 AM

Julie and Kai,
Merry, Merry Christmas to you both. Friends are the gifts we give ourselves and you two have acquired so many gifts this year. You are blessed.
Diane Tempest

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Katie
Dec 22, 03:33 PM

happy early birthday, Julie!!!! I know it’s already your birthday there, so I hope you’re celebrating with an excellent dive and some sushi, perhaps? love you!

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Emily
Dec 23, 11:04 AM

HAPPY BIRTHDAY JULIE !

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Christina
Dec 23, 11:06 AM

happy 27th birthday, merry Capricorn! I love you. We’re going to San Felipe for Christmas and I’ll be thinking of you in your faraway paradise… cheers!

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Dad
Dec 24, 01:44 PM

Merry Xmas Kai and Julie!

Hoping you have the best Xmas possible – your year of travelling is a present to yourselves that is pretty hard to match..

Miss sharing fresh tracks on the mountain with you son, getting new powder every 4 or 5 days. Very beautiful out, ground and trees coated in snow.

Kat and family with be here today for the next five days, we’ll hopefully hook up with you on Ichat video Xmas morning.

love,

Dad

14
Fielding McDearmon
Dec 25, 12:10 PM

I forgot that Christmas came a day earlier for you. So here I am a day late and a dollar short wishing you both a Merry Christmas.

We will be gathering for Christmas dinnerat Katie and John’s later today. Your Oma Has been at Upper Lake with Marty. They will be driving back and will stop there on the way home.

I know that I can speak for Betty and Marty and send their love. When I see them today, I will tell them that I have done so. If they don’t approve, I can let you know later.

Love and best wishes, Fielding

15
Leah
Dec 29, 05:43 PM

Hello you two! Been thinking about you guys! Julie I will be sure to take lots of pictures from the new years get together up at the Hiker’s Hut.

Oh, and I showed your site to Claudia and my Dad, they were quite impressed.

16
George
Jan 1, 12:32 AM

Happy New Year to you both! Miss you and love you. Did the package ever arrive? Stay safe and be well. Love GV

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Marty
Jan 2, 11:19 PM

Phooey, I left you a big long post and don’t see it as I look tonight. You guys probably erased it. I wanted R to see where you live. Miss you.

18
Jodie
Jan 3, 11:25 PM

Hi Guys! This is Jodie, Regi’s daughter. I haven’t seen you guys in
a long time, what with all the traveling and all. I stumbled upon your site
and thought I might strike up some conversation. I’m 20 now and have started
my college career and am greatly compelled to travel. Study abroad perhaps.
I look forward to exchanging emails with you. Good luck and happy travels.

19
Jesus Gatos
Jan 24, 01:37 PM

Kai-

Check your email Kid!

20
Jenjen
Jan 26, 11:58 AM

Hey guys!

Updates please!! It’s been too long. I am running out of entertaining ways to procrastinate at work…and I am dying to know how you are getting along (with pics of course!).

Miss you.

-J

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Leah
Feb 1, 05:25 PM

Ok, its February now, and we need an update! :)

Missing the posts, hope you guys are doing well.

Leah

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