Usually if you say the word Borneo to someone they imagine rainforest. Then they think of things that live in rainforests like monkeys or big snakes. Cannibals even. What they don’t think of is a charming city with white buildings and green parks built along a slow, winding river. That’s because they’ve never heard of Kuching. Of course, neither had we before we got here.
Our plane was an hour late taking off for Kuching, not entirely unexpected when your final destination is Borneo. The 1 1/2 hour flight passed relatively quickly, barring about 10 minutes of some nasty turbulence, the kind that makes an agnostic start swaying his position on the matter, but I digress.
Upon arrival we walked over to the taxi stand at the airport and paid the flat rate of $17.50/ringit for a cab ride to downtown Kuching. We’d heard before arriving that the streets in Kuching can be pretty confusing, namely because they seem to think that street signs are optional and thus, no one has any idea what the name of any street is. We gave the cab driver the address to the hostel we had booked through Bootsnall, upon which seeing he got a confused look on his face. Greenhill?, he said. Yes, Greenhill, I said back. Greenhill?, he said again. Yes, Greenhill, I replied again. This went on for a few minutes before he got out of the cab and ran over to some fellow cab drivers for advice. They considered the matter for a few minutes before the cab driver ran back over and jumped in. Greenhill, he said, and started up the cab. 20 minutes later he was on the phone saying Greenhill again. Another 20 minutes later we somehow made it to our hostel, the Borneo Bed and Breakfast located at No. 3 Greenhill Road.
Granted a rating of excellence for cleanliness by the WHO (at least, that’s what all the brochures say), Kuching is the capital of Sarawak, which is a semi-autonomous state on the island of Borneo. Sarawak, along with Sabah, the other Eastern Malaysian state, has it’s own immigration controls, so upon arrival Julie and I had to fill out yet another arrival/departure card and we received another stamp in our passport. Now we have two arrival/departure cards for Malaysia, as well as two Malaysian stamps in our passport, each with a different date telling us when it is we are supposed to leave. When we asked the immigration officer about this, she just shrugged. I get the feeling things are pretty loose on the visa front here, no doubt partly due to the fact that Thailand is a simple bus ride away once you’re back on the peninsula. It doesn’t really matter as either way we have at least 90 days before the issue comes up, at which point I expect we’ll be well on to our next location.
We’ve spent the past day and half walking through the city and getting our bearings. Kuching really is a cool city; it has this sort of alive yet laid-back vibe to it. There are lot’s of shops on the streets ranging from Chinese medicine to plastic housewares to Sarawak arts and crafts. The cheap and excellent food continues here as well. They have an excellent local dish called Laksa, which is an extremely rich soup with rice vermicili, chicken, prawns, and beansprouts in a spicy coconut gravy base. They also have a local dish called Kilo Mee which is just egg noodles served with BBQ pork—simple but again excellent.
Since we arrived in time for the weekend, we got to go to the Sunday market, which actually starts on Saturday afternoon and goes all the way into lunchtime on Sunday. This market is huge, literally spanning more than 5 city blocks just east of the riverfront. You can buy everything here. Dried fish. Fresh fish. Chickens and their feet (thankfully, all have been killed beforehand). Fruits and vegetables, many of which we have never heard of let alone seen. And that’s just the food portion of the market. You can also buy Makita tools, or a machete if that’s more your thing. Plants and flowers, especially an abundance of different orchids. Pet fish. Pet dogs. Pet cats…
Those little peppers in the back are edible death
Hmm…look at the size of those okra. This one’s for you George.
Fish arranged for the shoppers.
More fish. These one’s had beautiful irridescent scales in person.
Speaking of cats…
Kuching literally translates into “cat”, specifically, “domestic cat”. The problem is, the Malay spelling for cat nowadays is “kucing”, causing some rise for dispute. Some people believe Kuching actually originated from the Indian name for “port”, which is Cochin. Either way, the city of Kuching has latched onto the whole cat thing and made the city officially known as the “City of Cats”. It’s supposed to be some sort of tourist draw, and they’ve taken this to quite an extreme. There are cat sculptures at intersections and little cat engravings on the sidewalk drains. Yes folks, Kuching even can proudly claim to have the largest (presumably because it’s the only) museum dedicated to cats. The Cat Museum as it’s called, and it’s located at the center of City Hall. Here I must admit that Julie and I actually boarded a bus, walked up a tremendously steep hill, and got caught in a torrential rainstorm to see this museum. All we can say is that it is 30 minutes of our life that we’ll never get back, but it was worth the price of admission – free – and, besides, we can always look back and laugh. The museum may have more appeal to anyone who obsessively collects cat figurines or posters of cats dressed in doll clothes. Or anyone who has an interest in the history of cats used as sex symbols in advertising – but if you do I would strongly consider getting some help. Seriously.
Julie in the middle of losing 30 minutes of her life. This one reminded us of our cat Dulce back home.
Tomorrow we board we a bus and then face a boat ride up-river to visit Bako National Park, the oldest national park in Sarawak being established in 1957. We’ve booked two nights of accomodations with the national park so we can spend a few days getting a proper introduction to the rainforest. There’s supposed to be a good amount of wildlife to see, including the rare proboscis monkey, as well as a ton of flora and fauna. Internet access is next to nil so we won’t be able to report until we return to Kuching.
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Some of the most beautiful okra I have ever seen. All the market photos are incredible. I can’t wait to hear about the rain forests. That does look like an oversized Dulce. I hope Marty isn’t overfeeding her. Later and love – GV
This has to be one of my favorite posts because: a) there is giant okra, b) I am oddly, morbidly interested in the picture of chicken feet (those must’ve been some big ass chickens!), and c) there is a giant Dulce. And I am quite impressed w/ Julie’s tan.
love ya :)
I will be sure to cross Kuching off my list of Top 10 places to visit….I am scared of cats, although,I do like the sound of KU-CHING.
Fabulous writing.
Linda
Katie:
Sadly, my tan has faded. I’ll be sure to work on that and, in the meantime, send you some pictures when it was at it’s full glory.
Weird Aunt Linda:
If you ask me, the whole cat thing is a hoax. Someone high-up in the Department of Tourism thought Westerners would fly half-way around the world to visit a city of cats. Personally, I think they should have gone with the rainforest and cannibal thing for tourist draw, but hey…
George:
You better be storing (stockpiling) some pickles for our return.
Reasons why I love this post:
1. That Katie also noticed Julie’s tan. Julie, I soon will be as tan as you (well, that is the goal at least). I will send pictures. We will compare and contrast. We will see who will be victorious.
2. The kitties. Though, a whole museum…I prolly would have gone too.
3. Dulce kitty.
4. Julie’s tan.
Love you guys! I will be a few thousand miles closer to you come Monday!
Okra? Must be some Georgian thang…I too liked the chicken feet but prefer them ON chickens. I am amazed seeing Julie in a skirt. How polite. I thought Ku-ching was what a cash register sounded like. Don’t those canibals live in the rain forest. What about the tea exploits? My tan is farmer..i.e.shoulder down, neck up. Dulce is jealous that you are playing with a bigger cat. It is not that she is overfed. It is that she is underexercised. Though she knocks off just about everything that moves. Tile floors break everything…alas. Miss you.
Wow, what a good comment about Kuching in this blog. I really proud to be Sarawakian. :) Anyway, I just came across your blog and I was amazed with your posting regarding Kuching. Thanks for the good Compliments. :) Anyway, there is a spelling mistake regarding the famous noodle in Kuching which it is called “Kolo Mee” and is not “Kilo Mee”. ehehe Anyway, if anyone happen to visit Kuching, don’t forget to try the famous “Kolo Mee” in the city which is just a walking distance from the Main Post Office of Kuching to the street called “Carpenter Street”. The shop is just situated at one of the corner of the junction where you can see lots of people standing there to wait for empty seats to order the food. :) Anyway, thanks for the great post!